I was going to do my version of a beloved Christmas character, but didn't feel like dealing with all the trademark issues.
I decided to introduce my own new Christmas Classic instead! I give you, my adoring public, Paul The Purple-Pimpled Penguin! What? There's no Penguins at the North Pole you say? You are correct (I Googled it too)! I will admit, Paul's backstory is not without holes, nor has it even been written, but what the holiday hell? It was fun.